OPEN DAILY 11AM-9PM
9261 45th Ave SW, Seattle, WA 98136
3203 North 26th St Tacoma WA. 98407
--What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except bears. Bears will kill you.
--If you want help, look to the end of your arm!
--Live and learn or die and know it all.
--The sun don’t shine on the same dog all the time!
--There’s too much month left at the end of the money.
--I’m so broke I can’t pay attention.
--They call him “Blister” cause he don’t show up til the work is done.
--Don’t buy anything with a handle on it cause it will only lead to work.
--Marriage is just like sittin’ in a bathtub. Once you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
--She’s prettier than a little red wagon full of speckled pups.
--If dumb were dirt, you’d be about an acre.
--Anytime you happen to pass my house, I’d sure appreciate it.
--Come on in and make yourself at home where you oughta be.
--The higher a monkey climbs, the more he shows his butt.
--He won’t hurt his back totin’ his brains.
--He don’t know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.
--A cat can have kittens in the oven, but it don’t make ‘em biscuits.
--If the shoe don’t fit, it probably ain’t your shoe!
--He ran so fast you’d of thought his butt was on fire and his boots was a-catchin’!
--We can’t all be big shots. Someone has to sit on the curb and wave at ‘em as they go by.