G&H Holy Trinity... BBQ, Baseball, Booze.

in a land far, far away, it’s there, but there really is no there there

Open Daily 11am-8pm

3203 North 26th St Tacoma WA.  98407





--What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except bears. Bears will kill you.

--If you want help, look to the end of your arm!

--Live and learn or die and know it all.

--The sun don’t shine on the same dog all the time!

--There’s too much month left at the end of the  money.

--I’m so broke I can’t pay attention.

--They call him “Blister” cause he don’t show up  til the work is done.

--Don’t buy anything with a handle on it cause it  will only lead to work. 

--Marriage is just like sittin’ in a bathtub. Once  you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.

--She’s prettier than a little red wagon full of speckled pups.

--If dumb were dirt, you’d be about an acre.

--Anytime you happen to pass my house, I’d sure  appreciate it.

--Come on in and make yourself at home where  you oughta be.

--The higher a monkey climbs, the more he shows his butt.

--He won’t hurt his back totin’ his brains.

--He don’t know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.

--A cat can have kittens in the oven, but it don’t  make ‘em biscuits.

--If the shoe don’t fit, it probably ain’t your shoe!

--He ran so fast you’d of thought his butt was on  fire and his boots was a-catchin’!

--We can’t all be big shots. Someone has to sit on  the curb and wave at ‘em as they go by.